Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad  : You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them

Good : Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad  : You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly : You're in them

Good : Your husband understands fashion
Bad  : He's a cross dresser
Ugly : He looks better than you

Good : Your son's finally maturing
Bad  : He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly : So are you

Good : You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad  : She keeps interrupting
Ugly : With corrections

Good : Your wife's not talking to you
Bad  : She wants a divorce
Ugly : She's a lawyer